Monday, March 31, 2008

Sure Would!

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting.

~ Ewan McGregor ~

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Sunday's Kat Kwote


A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.

~ Benjamin Franklin ~

Saturday, March 29, 2008

What Are You Doing This Weekend?


No one has to become muscle bound by exercising the mind.


~ Robert Half ~

Friday, March 28, 2008

I Guess They Can't Make You Skinny

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

~ Homer Simpson ~

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

This Becomes More Evident Every Day

These capitalists generally act harmoniously and in concert, to fleece the people.

~ Abraham Lincoln ~

Monday, March 24, 2008

Making Peace



When monarchs through their bloodthirsty commanders lay waste a country, they dignify their atrocity by calling it "Making Peace."

~ Publius Cornelius Tacitus ~

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Happy Easter!




Life is like a box of chocolates...
you never know what you're gonna get
.


~ Forrest Gump ~

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Friday, March 21, 2008

My Heart is Aching for a Little Warm Weather!


It's spring fever...You don't quite know what it is you DO want, but it just fairly makes your heart ache, you want it so!

~ Mark Twain ~

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Proverbial Wisdom

He whose hand is clasped in friendship cannot throw mud.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

As You're Sipping Your Bottle of Perrier, Remember This...

While impoverished nations may need funding to help their police or their bureaucrats - it will do little if we don't also help desperately poor people feed or educate their children or stop them dying from preventable diseases or dirty drinking water.

~ Tim Costello ~



Actually, you can help. For only $35. you can provide clean water to some of the one billion who are without.

Don't Forget the Playing Part!


Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love and to work and to play and to look up at the stars.

~ Henry Van Dyke ~

Monday, March 17, 2008

A Irish Toast!

A postcard from IrishAbroad.

May the grass grow long on the road to hell for want of use.

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Sunday's Kat Kwote


Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.

~ Joseph Wood Krutch ~

Saturday, March 15, 2008

I Think I'll Stay in Bed Today


In these times you have to be an optimist to open your eyes when you awake in the morning.

~ Carl Sandburg ~

Friday, March 14, 2008

Something to Mourn


When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults and they enter society, one of the politer names of hell.

~ Brian Aldiss ~

Thursday, March 13, 2008

In What Universe?

Baked beans on toast provide you with just the right ratio of all the essential amino acids, so it's a great student snack.

~ Claire Williamson ~

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Who Doesn't Love Fried Eggs?



I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. The recipes were to be the routine ones: how to make dry toast, instant coffee, hearts of lettuce and brownies. But as an added attraction, at no extra charge, my idea was to put a fried egg on the cover. I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.

~ Groucho Marx ~

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Who Knew Fraud Could Be Good?

Artists use frauds to make human beings seem more wonderful than they really are. Dancers show us human beings who move much more gracefully than human beings really move. Films and books and plays show us people talking much more entertainingly than people.

~ Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. ~

Monday, March 10, 2008

Advertising



Advertising has done more to cause the social unrest of the 20th century than any other single factor.

~ Clare Boothe Luce ~

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Sunday's Kat Kwote


Black cat or white cat: if it can catch mice, it's a good cat.


~ Chinese Proverb ~


Photo courtesy of Lucinda McQueen

Saturday, March 8, 2008

Go Ahead and Laugh!


It is a fair, even-handed, noble adjustment of things, that while there is infection in disease and sorrow, there is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good-humour.

~ Charles Dickens ~

Friday, March 7, 2008

Mud Season is Here!


Mud-pies gratify one of our first and best instincts. So long as we are dirty, we are pure.

~ Charles Dudley Warner ~

Thursday, March 6, 2008

I Agree, Absolutely


Film as dream, film as music. No art passes our conscience in the way film does, and goes directly to our feelings, deep down into the dark rooms of our souls.

~ Ingrid Bergman ~

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

And This Long Primary Season Doesn't Make Things Any Easier!


I'm not an old, experienced hand at politics. But I am now seasoned enough to have learned that the hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning.

~ Adlai E. Stevenson ~

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Older People Should Understand That, Too!

Young people should understand that there are no short cuts to a stronger body and that the best way to get faster and stronger is through good diet, nutrition and exercise.

~ Tommy Thompson ~

Monday, March 3, 2008

Uh, Is It Grape Juice Falling from the Sky?

If you know what I'm singing about up here
C'mon raise your hand

Purple rain Purple rain


~ Prince ~

Sunday, March 2, 2008

Sunday's Kat Kwote



A catless writer is almost inconceivable. It's a perverse taste, really, since it would be easier to write with a herd of buffalo in the room than even one cat; they make nests in the notes and bite the end of the pen and walk on the typewriter keys.

~ Barbara Holland ~

Saturday, March 1, 2008

Tick Tock


Quiet minds can't be perplexed or frightened, but go on in fortune or misfortune at their own private pace, like a clock during a thunderstorm.

~ Robert Louis Stevenson ~