Perhaps It's Lost in Cyberspace?

Uncle Martin: Tim, did you see this article? Your government is about to spend two billion dollars on a space program that can't possibly work.

Tim: Uncle Martin, here I've got my friendly bank statement. Right here. And over here I've got my enemy checkbook. And between the two, a penny is lost. And the bank wants me to find it! Yes, Abe Lincoln, lost in a miasma of mathematics and figures. And you speak to me about two billion dollars? Please Uncle Martin, can we keep it quiet?

Uncle Martin: [Going back to newspaper] Hmp.

~ From My Favorite Martian ~ ~





My Favorite Martian photo courtesy tv.com.